On Dr. Who

And now, a contribution from Mer*:

Back in April, an unfortunately long layover in England left me bunked down for the night at a motel. Instead of acting like a normal tourist and taking the subway to see Big Ben or the Millenium Wheel, I chose to order gobs of room service and watch TV. Flipping around all the scaredy-cat reports about the first case of bird flu in the UK I found a gem -- “Doctor Who” is back.

Since I don’t have cable or a TV antenna (by choice!), I had no idea they started the series again.

The ninth Doctor Who, Christopher Eccleston (first photo), is far better looking than the trolls who came before him. And the new shows are really cool, too. Camp and sci-fi perfectly wedded. (Fanatics hoping for ascension to Gallifrey needn’t bother spamming me. I do not claim to know much about the series.)

I am thrilled that the first season came out on DVD a few weeks ago. Thank goodness for Netflix.

But I have sad news. Just as I began to get used to the new Doctor he leaves. A tenth incarnation. And not a very handsome one is this David Tennant (bottom photo). Lock him in the TARDIS and throw away the key.

Purpose in writing this? Just wanted to let other busy people know an oldster show I enjoyed as a teen was back. Oh, and to gush about Christopher Eccleston.

* The views expressed in this post may not be the views held by "News From Hico" staff. Hell, we've never seen the show and would never had heard of it save for the fact that Nick, this dude in college, was a fan. Or had a poster in his dorm room. Nick was a stand-up guy, but also an English/philosophy major who enjoyed putting old latin phrases into his poetry. We therefore say the jury is still out.

Lord of the Rings. Dogs.

So I wrote a bit last week about the frustration/luck I have with not knowing how I can go full tilt with my geek knowledge on “The Lord of the Rings.” Some one wrote a comment that I would find a way and that it “was my destiny.”

While out biking Monday I pass two dogs playing in a yard where a young woman is working. The dogs, a pit bull and German shepherd, notice me when I pass and start chasing. At the time, I’ve just climbed a hill, I’m tired, and I wouldn’t want the hounds to chase me for a mile down a highway in the first place.

So I stop. The shepherd is friendly, and happily allows me to pet him. The pit doesn’t act aggressive, but keeps his distance and barks.

Eventually the girl makes her way across the street, grabs the German shepherd and calls the pit bull. His name? “Frodo.”

She doesn’t want to get into a conversation about it, what with the cars stopping in the middle of the road and me probably being a weirdo. So she grabs her dogs and takes them back, I ride on. The wee hamlet this incident took place in is called “Fairy.”

Weird. Definitely weird.

And I personally think a pit bull would be more dwarvish.

*My fiancée says that “Clerks II” has an interesting comparison on Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I’m sure I’ll enjoy it, but I’m not so sure that I’m going to happy-slappy down $8 to see the movie. I can wait for NetFlix. But for those who may be interested, there it is.

Fake newspaper slogans

• The Abilene Reporter-News: We know Potosi.
• The Waco Tribune-Herald: Mostly news. Mostly accurate.
• The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal: Strange name. Stranger paper.
• The Tyler Morning Telegraph: Bubba likes the funnies!
• The Abilene Reporter-News: A group of trained journalist from across the country, brought here to join the conspiracy against your city, your church, your son’s little league team, etc.
• The Corpus Christi Caller-Times: Like warm urine for the jelly-fish sting of ignorance.
• The Victoria Advocate: Yes, we exist.
• The Amarillo Globe-News: Make people think you read.
• The Odessa American: Like you’re going to find something else to do.
• The Beaumont Enterprist: Covering crazy folk for longer than you can count on your seven fingers and 12 toes.

*Not all of these are mine. Contributions welcome.

Lubbock Drudged

I cringe any time I see my hometown linked through a headline on the Drudge Report. (Article)

Apparently Drudge thinks it's noteworthy that Lubbock officials are asking people to pray for rain. I don't see the big deal. Maybe I'm tonedeaf, living in Abilene, our city officials were asking people to pray all the damn time.

I do think the Lubbock mayor's comments are a bit over the top, and I don't get why fasting has become an in vogue thing for people to do. I grew up in churches and I never heard a minister talk about the joys of fasting until a year ago. It seems like a much more personal decision to make.

"Nobody is going to tell God what to do and what not to do, but we are in a serious drought in West Texas and since he is the man who controls the rain clouds, we're asking him for his mercy and his help," Mayor David Miller told the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal.
The City Council and the Lubbock County commissioners are expected to adopt resolutions this week asking local residents to both pray and fast for rain this Sunday.

Happily nerding along

In a conversation where person brings up an Everquest character name: Melkor.

"Melkor?" I say. "He was the greatest of the Valar, and became known as Morgoth at his downfall into evil.

"Morgoth was the first evil head guy in Tolkien's universe, later replaced by Sauron."

I look at 10 more names from Everquest, all of them Tolkien related, I point out.

And the thought hits me: This sucks. I post once about Star Trek and get five comments, but Tolkien fans don't get near the traffic. (I have to admit I've been to some websites on Tolkien, and they all suck.)

So there's nothing to do with knowing this stuff. Star Trek fans can speak in Klingon and wear makeup and go to conventions.

What the hell can I do? Buy a sword that'll get me arrested if I carry it in public. Teach myself Elvish?

It's not fair.

Of course, the fact that we can't put our nerd kink on full glory is one of God's little blessings to Tolkien fans. So I won't complain too much.

At the brake shop, need sleep

"That pad is worn, but that rotor is FUBAR."

I nod my head like I can tell what the dude is saying. I only understand the abbreviated cursing.

He goes on for a bit and begins telling me what each piece is going to cost individually. $30 for the brake pads, $40 for the rotor, $?? For the labor.

Not that the labor is a question, I just stopped paying attention. I only care that the final price isn’t going to go way the hell beyond what I thought I was going to pay.

I want the grinding to stop when I brake. It’s like riding in a car with an exterior made out of chalkboards.

Cost for job: A little over $100.

Fine.

Interesting what they put on the walls in these places.

A collection of 27 Illinois license plates. One goes back to 1926. In 1954, "Land of Lincoln" appeared on the plates. I know this because the owner conveniently put the 1953 and 1954 plates right next to each other. A major coup for the collection.

I wonder if they still put "Land of Lincoln" on. My guess is no, the trend nowadays is away from license plate slogans. This is of course proven by the New Mexicans’ insistence on putting "Land of Enchantment" on all their cars, and they tend to be about 30 years behind out there.
Hobbs, New Mexico – "Land of Enchantment."

George Carlin had a bit on license plates. New Hampshire’s slogan at the time was "Live Free or Die" whereas Idaho’s was "Famous Potatoes."

"Somewhere between those two, lies the truth," Carlin said. "And it’s probably closer to ‘Famous Potatoes.’"

The shop lobby has a big wooden cutout Christian fish sign. I’m wondering if any other religion ever advertises with its sign. A Star of David over a pizza place, a rainbow over a plumbing outfit, a fish thingy with feet for your atheist landscaping needs.

I drive over to the oil change place, called "Oasis Oil Change." I wouldn’t care so much if only the lobby offered something oasis-like, such as water.

I walk in as the radio is playing "Seven Spanish Angels," with Willie Nelson and Ray Charles.

The car goes into the garage.

After Seven Spanish Angels, the DJs mention that Ray Charles is blind, then spend the next three minutes talking about how they are going to get into trouble for mentioning that Ray Charles is blind.

"Cause, you know, you’re not supposed to have fun with that. You’re not supposed to notice that he wears sunglasses all the time. Ha! Ha! Oooohhh, I’m in trouble."

I recall a South Park episode that had a wacky chase scene of NAMBLA members running after 8-year-old boys. That caused barely a ripple. Somehow, in these United States, I think the Stephenville DJs will survive.

The oil is changed. (Or so they tell me.) I drive to get gas, a full tank for the first time in at least a month.

The grinding in my brakes has stopped, but the daily grind that is life goes on.*

*All lame endings will now be typed in italics. Thank you.

Thank you SPAM

Logging on to read my e-mail, my inbox is full of comment messages.

"What the hell?" I think/say.

First message:

Very pretty design! Keep up the good work. Thanks.

Second message:

Nice colors. Keep up the good work. thnx!

Third message:

Nice idea with this site its better than most of the rubbish I come across.

And so on.

All messages were sent at 3:44:16-17 p.m. on Thursday. And most were really impressed with the generic design and colors I picked from Blogspot.

I may be so new to this "Blogging" thing that I still have to put the word in quotes, but what the hell is this about? Positive SPAM? For what reason? Huh?

UPDATE:
So, thanks probably to the guy who sent the messages in the first place, I've been notified that each spammed comment contains links that take you to probably not so honest advertisements. I went to one for Paxil. I'm not going to do anything about this unless it becomes a problem, and I'm thinking most people here are smart enough not to go. It's either that or make the comments pre-approved, which I'd rather not do.

Showered

Going into the weekend, I had already made up this joke, "It's called a 'Shower' because after all the false sincerity you have to show to people you don't know for giving you stuff that you don't want, you need a shower. -- Ha!"

But I actually had a good time at my Aunt's house, the people were all good friends and the gifts will prove to be invaluable. Thanks to everyone. And thanks for the job tips. Perhaps I still am employable. We'll see.

In the meantime. It continues to be hot (For those of you who don't pay attention to the weather). I had to pray to my air conditioner's inner Scotty the other day when the fan overheated and stopped spinning for a bit. It came back on about 15 minutes later, but those were 15 minutes when my summer was really looking screwed.

What sucks is that my only exercise options are outside, and I can't exercise outside because of the heat, but I need to workout so I won't sweat like a fat Fin in a Turkish bath anytime I walk outside. Sucks.

One other note:
On my last post on how to react next time I'm asked the question, "Why do you write?" in a job interview, Todd suggested I force the following conversation:

BILL: My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims?
WINKELMANN: No . . .
BILL: Or a bird how it flies?
WINKELMANN: No . . .
BILL: No sirree, you don't! They do it because they were born to do it. Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man, you look like you were born to be a Wonkarer.

I should then break into a rousing rendition of "The Candyman".

WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE,
SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW,
COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE AND A MIRACLE OR TWO?
THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW
WRAP IT IN A SIGH
SOAK IT IN THE SUN AND MAKE A STRAWBERRY LEMON PIE

I should carry a lot of jellybeans in my pockets to fling about at appropriate moments.

And one more suggestion from Todd if that doesn't work:
"Why do I write? Why do you read?"

Troll Trek

Last week this blog had its first visit by a troll, who commented on a discussion (actually, a correction and thank-you exchange) on one of my more random comments on Star Trek.

He was a polite troll, sorta.

“Anoymous, you sound like one of those 40+ year olds who can fluently speak klingon and have developed arthritis in your right hand for many years of making the Spock, "live long and prosper" peace symbol. Take a lesson from Sulu. Even he came out of the closet. As Shatner once said collectively to trekies -- GET A LIFE!

I mean no offense really. Just came across this and wanted stir things up. Adios!”

Funny how he left his name space empty and criticized another dude as “anonymous.” Anyway, I’m pretty sure I know who wrote the criticized comment and am sure he can take of himself.

Anyway, this got me to thinking. I wasted a good deal of time wondering about the blog and what I’d like it to be. Maybe something larger, someday. Whatever, I’m staying away from politics.

Right now, it’s a way to keep friends up to date and practice writing. And to post pictures of my dogs. If it keeps my seven people a day coming back (hello Britain) I’m fine with that.

It’d also be weird if the comments section turned into some kind of angry free-for-all (and by weird I mean “cool”).

Other stuff:

• Maybe it’s the summer, but I’ve become lazy enough to watch some TV in my off hours, and I’m getting into “Treasure Hunters” on CBS. The premise is that different teams, ranging from a few token families of fat people to some real hotties, race around finding clues that’ll eventually lead to treasure. It’s formulaic, but the clues have to do with history, and I like formula. So far, the ugly teams have been dropping like flies, whereas the purty ones (one is made up of beauty pageant contestants, I shit you not) somehow struggle on. I’ll admit I cheered last week when the dumb redneck team, which was mean to the team with black members, went down in flames for not knowing that “L” is a 50 in roman numerals. The redneck leader had a mullet and kept saying that he believed in “Kharma.”
  
• I’ve also caught some of the PBS documentary on Bob Dylan. I’ve never listened to much of his music, and since I’m ignorant on all things musical, I can watch the show and always be surprised. I have to catch it in bits and pieces, but there’s two things I’ve picked up so far:
  

  1) In the 60s, Dylan was booed by half the crowd at every concert he played anytime he started playing rock as opposed to the "pure” folk music they wanted to hear. Which is a good example of what happens to people once they become radicalized. And:
  
  2) During one interview, a French journalist asked Dylan why he sang. Dylan looked at her confused. “Why do I sing? … I don’t know, because it’s what I do.”

I’ve been through several job interviews that came to a screeching halt when the interviewer asked me, “So, why do you write?” and my mind went fleeing for some kind of answer that sounded articulate and not full of B.S. I could never really come up with anything. But next time, I’m going to tell the Dylan story, ending with “And if that’s good enough for Bob Dylan, it’s Damn sure good enough for me. So suck it!” Then I’ll knock over their pen and pencil holder and walk my ass out of the room.

• People should wink more often.

It’s a slow read. Sorry, but it’s the mood.

Odd weather. Really, I’m perfectly happy if it’s 97 and dry. 89 and wet though makes me miserable and turns my armpits into gravy cesspools. (That observation brought to you by my still active 12-year-old self).

Grasshoppers have made their appearance. I didn’t know until this year that it had to do with time, I used to think that they were good some years and bad others. Nope, I hadn’t seen one until last night at work, with this khaki-green hopper that wanted to end it all by jumping into the garbage disposal.

Then I get home and two more ju mp on me before I can walk inside. I always liked grasshoppers growing up. They were plentiful, easy to catch and didn’t seem to mind so much when you put them on a hook.

Now, I think that I’ll have to spray my plants again. I’ve shepherded the mint and sage through the hot, dry spells, I can get them through the grasshoppers, by God.

It’s strange -- how seeing something I planted put out a flower brings a feeling of personal achievement to me -- and yet I still have no urge to kiss a guy. My precepts of masculinity might have been wrong.

Anyway, time passes by at an unbelievably fast rate nowadays. We’ve brought in furniture for the new room at the farm house, and the place has a nice look of completeness. My Dad has been working on this thing, in his mind, since he was in his 20s.

Now in his mid-seventies, I wonder what he’s going to do next, or if he has a slightly empty feeling now that the project is almost over and done. I don’t know the answer, because we don’t talk about that crap.

The wedding closes in, and me and Meredith have gotten to a point where we essentially think we’re done with the planning. Actually, we know we’ve missed something but have no idea what it is, and have ceased caring so much.

Anyway, enjoy the season with a picture of Jimbo. He’s kind of like Forest Gump. In all the still photos in the movie, Forest has his eyes closed. In all pictures of Jimbo, his eyes are closed, or his tongue is hanging out, or he’s showing his happiness in an inappropriate manner. But I feel guilty about not getting his picture out, so …

Gun review: The West that was … eh

Sorry folks, but it's

Geek time

It took me about a week and half to play through “Gun” (The straight up X-Box) version. And I can say why the average reaction from critics was that it was average.

The idea of a video game story is that it sets you up for the action and makes you give a damn about getting the character to the next, and then the next part. This can be done fairly simply with some basic plotlines that may ring cliché but get the job done. Or it can be some overwrought, “let’s hire Kris Kristofferson for a minor voice bit and completely overthink ourselves,” kind of thing where you spend half your time rolling your eyes.

Not only do you blow away half the Indians in the Montana territory, you understand their language and become good friends with all of them that you didn’t kill.

Which illustrates the problem behind this game -- and with most movies nowadays while were at it -- you spend one moment brutalizing anything that moves and the next spewing politically correct invective on the plight of the (fill in the blank).

Really, as I’ve said, it’s not that hard to do this right (Halo comes to mind). Set up a character, isolate him against a non-redemptive enemy that wants him dead, start shooting.

Here, your first big battle comes because you want to talk to prostitute. Other people aren’t trying to keep you from her, they just want to “talk” to her first. This is understandable, and quick bar fight could be expected. Instead, you end up shooting through about 40 people so that the conversation can go on like nothing happened. Boring.

The game is rated Mature for Tom Skerrit. Also, the creators decided that to get the 12-year-old demographic, (which should not be playing it), all violence should be over the top. Hence you don’t get to just shoot people and watch their head explode, you also get to scalp them.

I’ve got no problem with violence in games, that kind of steam release has always served a useful purpose to a lot of people. Here, though, the violence is just this random thing you do before moving on to the next plot point.

That said, the good parts of the game almost make up for it. This was a big time production that spent a lot of money on actors you recognize and music from some other big western movie or something.

The atmosphere of the west is charmingly displayed and it’s fun just to ride a horse around and explore the world (which is disappointingly small). The play is pretty clunky at first, but you eventually learn to get around it and enjoy such facets as a quick draw and the ability to knock people off their horses. The graphics are done well, and I can only imagine what it’d look like on the X-Box 360 (One day it will be mine).

Which I suppose is what makes the enterprise a disappointment. You see the potential with the acting and technical ability, but they were just too lazy or in too much of a hurry to pull it off right.

Folks ...

You may or may not have noticed a slight change to the profile. I’m going anonymous. This is not to hide my identity from you, as most of you have already pinned me down to one of 50 people you know.

As I’m looking for a job to support this family thing that I’m starting, I’ve realized that, on the off chance someone googles my name, and on the off chance they end up at this site, all the references to drunken hoboes and firearm violations might prove a bit offputting.

For the time being, I’ll go by “Seagraves,” an old nickname that, as far as I know, was not given to me with a pejorative intent. Of course I could be wrong.

Trek

Update: OK. Correction in comments, followed by another comment by me, followed by another correction. At this point I'm giving up on ever saying anything about Star Trek that I don't know to be an absolute truth. Like, apparently, Spock is at least partially some other species than human. I will point out, however, that the belt buckles in the movie still look ridiculous.
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I Netflixed Star Trek: The Motion Picture the other night and found it average.

Strange how your memory can change things. The movie, in my mind, was great. I saw it in theaters, when it first came out about 50 years ago. Mainly, I had no idea what was going on. Something about a bald lady with a flashlight in her throat. But I thought the pictures were purty.

Since then I had seen bits of it here and there but never watched the whole thing through, and it’s pretty good in bits and pieces.
An art museum in Abilene ran an exhibition by the artist who came up with the special effects, and it was impressive enough to make me begin to think that the movie had been unfairly dismissed (Trekkies usually argue between I and V as the worst, I think).

And then I watch it again, and:

• The special effects people were way too proud of their product. We have about five sequences of shuttles flying by the Enterprise. These sequences usually end with fascinating, minute-long scenes of shuttles backing up into the Enterprise docking bay. Parking in space! This stuff doesn’t stay current, and good directors understand that.
• Stupid side story: So you have this big energy cloud thing that’s larger than the sun, that’s destroying anything that looks at it, that’s on a direct course for earth. You, the new captain of the Enterprise, take off to meet it after giving up your chair to Starfleet legend Kirk, and you spend the majority of the trip there whining. “Woe, Kirk took my job.” “Woe, will my love with the weird bald chick ever be rekindled?” “Woe, will I ever appear in another film besides Brewster’s Millions?”

• A plot that turns on a “no freakin’ way” idea. The big surprise at the end is that V’ger is a Voyager space probe sent out by earth to explore space. We’re told that this probe gathered so much knowledge that it somehow translated into consciousness, then, happy day, it runs into a planet populated by conscious machines, which build it a ship to return to earth. OK, the series has always had to wreak havoc with the laws of physics to move the plot along, but now it’s screwing with the laws of computer programming. A probe, which is really a kind of telescope joined to a radio transmitter, becomes “I prefer CSI to Law and Order” conscious?

Homestead review

Per this request – “When are you going to post a review of the new Home Furnishings and Decor shop in downtown Hico?” -- I’ll be happy to write about one of my great passions besides drinking lots of beer: Crazy expensive furniture and antiques.

And, if anyone else has any questions about Hico, I’ll be glad to answer them, so long as I don’t have to leave the house or talk to someone.

Homestead is a kind of place that you’ll see in Fredericksburg. Or at least the kind of place that you’ll see in Fredericksburg within the last 10 years.

Walking in, my first reaction was, “Damn they spent a lot of money on this place.” How much, I can’t be sure. I am sure that part of the appeal the owners are aiming for is making people think, “Damn they spent a lot of money on this place.” So, for the curious who like old buildings, it's an interesting walk-in. For the not-so curious, you probably have better things to do.

The Homestead building is kind of a Hico landmark. It used to be the Opera House, and for decades after that, a Chrysler dealership managed to hang on there. I never knew how a car place could survive in Hico, but they always had a couple of the latest model trucks parked outside.

The dealership closed, I guess about 10 years ago, and the building was falling apart until these guys moved in. By “Guys” I basically mean some guy named “Bolton,” who is supposedly a big deal in Fredericksburg. He bought up half of downtown and has already opened up two other shops. Other people are moving into his other buildings, from what I can tell.

The whole Hico-Fredericksburg comparison is a little weird. Several shop owners in town are now openly marketing Hico as “The next Fredericksburg.” I can and can’t see it.

Hico’s location is great -- the intersection of Highway 6 and 281 brings in recreational traffic from all over the state, and the place fills up with yuppie motorcyclists every weekend. The rich are buying up ranchettes around here to the point that “Cross Timbers region” is now a marketable geographical name. Real estate agents no longer have to lie and say we are part of the Hill Country.

Hico has plenty of antique houses, in all conditions. Which, while charming, is how we’re different from Fredericksburg. Fred is 1850s German settlement. Hico is 1890s Texas rapscallions and farmers. Fred has almost no unsightly houses and ridiculous real estate prices. In Hico, we’re plenty big into the mobile home lots. With the rusted, wrecked cars. Next to the chicken coop. In the front yard.

Also, the nearest German restaurant is in Granbury, and walking around here with a beer will get you arrested, if an angry pack of Baptists doesn’t tackle you first.

So, maybe Hico will become the knick-knack center of the southwestern corner of North Texas. Or maybe it’ll just end up one big truck stop for the traffic on 281. We’ll see. I don’t care, so long as my land is not surrounded by vegetarian herb farmers and Starbucks by the time I die.

So, now that I’m completely off the subject of the store …

The stuff is nice. It’s a mix of antiques and new things based on old designs. Mostly wood cabinetry and overstuffed furniture of one sort or the other. And hella expensive. I walk in and am immediately conscious of my wallet and the way it’s pulling down my self esteem. Some of the merchandise is just useless decorative stuff that, to me, would be marketable only to ranch house pretenders.

On the other hand, you also have over-stuffed, leather chaise lounges. It went for $1,500, but Mom gave it a look of passion that my Dad hasn’t seen in decades, so it’s ours now.

I have managed to make one purchase, a garden statue of Saint Fiacre. Nothing I’ve planted has died yet.

Saint Fiacre of the Humongous Dill Weed

Unnnnnghh ...

Whoa. It's been a freaking week since I was here. Sorry. I've been going through a caffeine purge, so the main thing on my mind at 7 a.m. nowadays is finding a will to live. I'll write more later.

Recreational Buddha

From Brian in Abilene, posted with no comments...

No actual offense is intended to any Buddhists (current or in future incarnations) who may be reading this.

From Wikipedia, with annotations by yours truly.

The Buddha games list is a list of games which it is reputed that Gautama Buddha said that he would not play. As such it dates from the 5th century BC and is the earliest known list of games.
There is some debate about the translation of some of the games mentioned, and the list given here is based on the translation by T.W. Rhys Davids of the Brahmajâla Sutta (Digha Nikaya 1, translated in Dialogues of the Buddha) and is in the same order given in the original. It is also given in a number of other Buddhist works, including the Vinaya Pitaka.

-- Games on boards with 8 or 10 rows. Note that Chess as we know it was not invented at this time. (Yeah, man. The Buddha ain't gonna join your chess club. Geek.)
-- The same games played on imaginary boards. (Whoa ... that's heavy, maaaan.)
-- Marking diagrams on the floor such that the player can only walk on certain places. (You mean like ... er ... crosswalks? Aha! Down with crosswalks!)
-- Using nails to place or remove pieces from a heap with the loser being the one who causes the heap to wobble (such as pick-up sticks). (I knew there was a reason I didn't like that damned Jenga game.)
-- Throwing dice. (Again, uh oh. My years of D&D back in high school and college will single-handedly keep me reincarnating for the near future.)
-- Hitting a short stick with a long stick (there is still some debate about the translation of this line) This game ... I ... I MUST HAVE IT.
-- Drawing a figure on the ground or wall after dipping a finger in lac, red dye, flour or water, and having the other players guess what the picture is going to be. (Buddha Hates Pictionary!)
-- Ball games. (There goes all of Western society.)
-- Playing with toy pipes made of leaves. (As opposed to putting leaves in toy pipes. Which is only legal in Amsterdam, I think.)
-- Ploughing with a toy plough. (Because that's fun!)
-- Somersaulting. (I never could do one, so I'm safe here.)
-- Playing with toy windmills. (A problem that even today plagues our youth.)
-- Playing with toy measures. ("Hey, Billy! Let's go see if the curb is level!" "Rockin'!")
-- Playing with toy carts. (No Hot Wheels.)
-- Playing with toy bows. (No more scaring your sister/the dog/your school guidance counselor.)
-- Guessing at letters traced with the finger in the air or on a friend's back. (A sure way to get a harassment suit these days.)
-- Guessing a friend's thoughts. (If I could do this, I wouldn't be worried about seeking enlightenment. It'd be rich!)
-- Imitating deformities.

While one can certainly agree with the last one (and playing with toy windmills has never been my thang), doesn't this list cover just about every cool game ever made?

Apparently, the Buddha had no problem with card games, so those are safe if you wish to still get together with friends on the weekends and still remove yourself from the karmic wheel of eternal Samsara. It's nice to know that one can take the Vow of the Bodhisattva, resolving to save all things from ignorance and move creation toward enlightenment, while still enjoying the occasional round of Go Fish.

The idea of the Dalai Lama playin' a mean game of 21 has to make you smile, at least somewhat.

Brian
Full of Fascinating, Odd Facts

The Alaska adventure/grizzly death

From Jeremy in Oklahoma:

Yeah. One day I'll have a camping story that includes the sentence: "And then Scott killed a bear with his compass needle."

Smokey the Bear says:

I likes mine stuffed with Monterey Jack and jalapenos. Eat up, nancy boy.

The Friday Night Lights of Sixth Street

So I watch the newscast that NBC is going forward with a new show based kinda-sorta on "Friday Night Lights." (To be called "Friday Night Lights.")



My first reaction when I heard the idea is that it won't be good. The subject's good for a book and movie, but all that teenage angst against a stark small-town background can get tiresome really quick.

Still, I was eager to know where this show would be based. They couldn't do it in Odessa, that's been done before, so they'd have to pick some kind of fictionalized West Texas location. And they did, so long as you consider Austin to be West Texas.

Yep, the network morons decided that Austin and the hill country is the perfect location to film a drama about a West Texas football team. The name of the fictionalized town is Dillon:

From acclaimed writer/director Peter Berg and Brian Grazer.

In Dillon, Texas, high school football isn’t just a sport, it’s a way of life. This year, the Dillon Panthers are expected to go all the way. That’s a lot of pressure for Eric Taylor in his first year as head coach. Not to mention, the pressure on the athletes who all have their sights set on college and the NFL. Coach Taylor is ready to mold these boys into champions and encourage them to be better men. Will they rise to the challenge?

Is NBC up to the challenge to keep this show out of lameness? (That would be no.)

To pick nits here, whatever location they come up with in Austin is not going to do justice to the original idea. What made (makes) Odessans nuts about football is that it's the only game in an extremely isolated town. The landscape (described by one reviewer in the Washington Post as "oddly beautiful", which made my day) purveys that sense.

In Austin, high school football plays second fiddle to UT sports. And what's on Sixth Street. And Whole Foods' latest deal on Pinot Noir.

Would have simply been impossible to set up their operations at least somewhere close to the right area? Fort Worth comes to mind.

Whatever. If the show comes on and they have a straight-on kicker, I'm swearing off NBC.

A post only for people who like cartoons

Have come up with my next Hico project. I’ve spent the last couple of days working on my Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. It’s a typical New York kind of accent, but the consonants are hit hard so you have to be able to force it.
I’m hoping I get it working soon so that I can keep ahead of the curve. I didn’t get my Barney from the Simpsons down until I was out of college and everyone else had moved on. The Comic Book Guy is limited to saying "Worst [fill in blank] ever" and that got old quick, especially since no one gives a rat’s ass about the Simpsons any more.
So, as Carl would say, "Hey, it’s a new era ... of loneliness. ... Oh, God."

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Watched the famous and critically renown anime "Ghost in the Shell" on Sunday. And I’m left with two thoughts:
– I’m filled with overwhelming despair.
– I have no idea why.
Anybody who watches anime can help me out now. (What the hell was the Ghost anyway? Some kind of leftover soul thingy?)
Mainly I’d like to know how the Japanese are able to get out of bed each day.

Psyched

Went to a psychologist for the first time in my life last week. There's nothing weird going on here that isn't normally associated with being me. It was just pre-marital counseling. And I can say what strikes me now is how nervous I was beforehand.

Your mind can do weird things when it doesn't know what to expect. I half-expected to walk in and answer about 10 questions, at which point she would pull out a picture and yell, "This is what you look like inside!" -- and show me some Fruedian-based image of such personal destruction that I would break down like an 3-year-old fat kid throwing a tantrum. Then the hour would end and I'd be dragged out by two men in white coats.

But -- not that I'm going to go into anything personal here -- I talked about what I wanted to talk about and she gave common-sense advice. I had to remind myself not to look at my watch. She looked like she was bored and wanted to move on to the people with real problems. I wonder if I should ask her next time if the fact that I was anxious means anything?

Nah. Last session is Friday.

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Bah bye, couwze
So, we're now getting rid of the 30 or so cows recently put to graze at the farm. There's a problem with the electric fence that would be too boring to describe. I just wanted to say that they smelt bad and left plenty of the material cows are known to leave, but I'll miss watching the suckers frolick, the entertainment they provided for the dogs and the way they made me hungry for barbecue.

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I've noticed that this has become an object of praise in at least three out of the last five "I luv Texas" songs I've heard recently, and someone needs to state this plainly: Lone Star beer sucks. Badly.