Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Beware the attic

While checking our attic recently for dead rats, I came across a mostly empty cardboard box that contained a couple of plastic jack-o'-lanterns and this:


My wife was scared of what I might write here, but I have just a few thoughts:
  • You'd think, when moving, that packing ALL your S&M gear would be a priority.
  • The peacock feathers on the crotch of the leather-thong jockstrap -- nice touch.
  • Some of you may be slightly titillated. All I can think about? The people in this house before us consisted of two middle-aged chunky dudes who kept about 15 cats.
  • At least I don't have to worry about my Halloween costume this year.
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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:40 PM

    EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!

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  2. Anonymous5:56 PM

    It looks like some of the crap that you used to claim your Paladium* Characters were wearing.

    *Paladium is a "Dungeons & Dragons" type game that Seagraves used to spend hours and hours playing in college...COLLEGE!

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  3. Seagraves6:02 PM

    Jacque LaChien, 3rd level long bowman. +2 to hit.

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  4. Tom11:09 PM

    Wait, I don't understand the one on the left. Are those horns? what part of the body would you wear that on?

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  5. Anonymous1:05 PM

    a good garage sale item.

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  6. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Yeah, if you want people to look at the horns, then look up at you and your wife, then look back down at the horns, then look back up.

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  7. Anonymous5:36 PM

    Well, I guess you're good for a Halloween costume for the next couple years!

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