Gun Loaded? Check. Pepper-spray? Check. Riot shield? Check. All right, we're off to see the robot mouse.

Greatness in the Wall Street Journal, on the rash of violence at Chuck E. Cheeses.

"The biggest problem is you have a bunch of adults acting like juveniles," says Town of Brookfield Police Capt. Timothy Imler. "There's a biker bar down the street, and we rarely get calls there."

The primary cause? I blame the fact that children of baby boomers are now trying to raise kids, and are doing so poorly.