So my wife read me perhaps the most doom-laden "If your birthday is today" bit I've ever heard, in this morning's Star-Telegram horoscope section. It said basically, "You no longer listen to anyone, you jerk. And don't even think about making any major changes until next year."
Then I read in the news that I share my birthday with a very special someone:
Gov. Blagojevich was born December 10, 1956, on the Northwest side of Chicago.
A spree of obscenities would be fitting here, but I fear my future employers will read this someday.
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Happy birthday, honey bun!
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