Thursday, May 07, 2009

She's got names like the Octomom's got kids

The funniest part of the "Woman arrested at Dirk Nowitzki's house" story was this:
Her past aliases included Chrystal Ann Taylor, Crystal Ann Taylor, Debra Johnson, Shana Mancini, Krista Santiago, Crystal Ann Santiago, Cristal Westerhaus and Crista A. Westerhays, booking records show, according to Channel 5.
Notice the verbiage - Her past aliases included ...

Because they're not sure just how many names she used. She must have picked a name the way some women choose shoes for the evening.

Meanwhile, it can't be reassuring to Dirk to realize that he has the same taste in woman as John Daly.

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