Wednesday, July 11, 2007

A small truth


"To All the Girls I've Loved Before" is a horrendous song.

Reminded of this when it came over the grocery store intercom:
  • Music: Bland.
  • Singing: Not near the strengths of either musicians.
  • Lyrics: An abomination.
"The winds of change continue blowing.
And every time I tried to stay,
The winds of change continued blowing
And they just carried me away."
Really? Why couldn't they have just sent a nice greeting card with a kitten hanging from a rope or a dog looking startled and wrote on the inside: "Thanks for the sex" or "Gracias pour l'amore"?

Much easier. I'm sure they all left addresses. Somewhere.

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