But there it was for me, on Saturday, as I watched the Raiders of Red keep up their losing ways to Oklahoma.
"Something somethhing Obama, something something something Obama, and I approve this message."The first primary campaign ad. For the coupla readers I have from out of state -- we don't get many nationalized campaign ads around here. I can't even remember the last time I saw a Presidential campaign ad. Our primary is too late, usually, to make a difference, and the parties don't even bother putting up a fight here in November.
We tend to save our campaign stupidity for the statewide elections.
And it gets pretty stupid. I still recall Tony Sanchez's run in 2004, where I knew nothing about his politics, only that he thought he could win by showing a video recording of Rick Perry trying to weasel his way out of a speeding ticket. And he showed that ad about 898,567 times per channel.
Perry: Can't you just let us get back on down the road?Good God. That'll be running around in my head until death for no good reason. I was worried, that, if Sanchez won, it'd be the theme of his governance.
Cue dark music.
Announcer: Rick Perry, why don't we just let HIM get back on down the road?
- Our campaign is back on the road ... and crossing the finish line ... with the most speed!
- Let's put teenage pregnancy back on down the road!
- Let's put roadway litter back on down the road!
- Senate Bill 19, subset 55, regarding the taxation of natural resources under the management of non-native third party interests, can get back on the road.
And it's good for newspapers, which might actually see some new ad revenue for once.
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