The headline at the top of the Star-Telegram's front ("skyboxes" for people who know): "How the Dixie Chicks can make '07 brighter and win their fans back."
I don't like the Dixie Chicks. Perhaps you do. Perhaps you saw "Dixie Chicks" and immediately thought about not listening to music. But really, there's something here that we can all agree on. And that's, for God's sakes, don't let Natalie Maines take career advice from whoever is telling Britney Spears to expose her parts of the most girlishishness.
Thinking along those lines, here are some people whose career could probably benefit from an exposed crotch shot:
Danny DeVito
Yoda and/or Grover
The Little Mermaid
Bob Stoops
That announcer guy who partners with Troy Aikman
Rachel Ray, or maybe Emeril
K-Fed's Lawyer
The entire cast of next season's Dancin' with the Stars
Clint Howard
Also, in the next interation of Star Wars, Yoda and Grover should have a light saber battle. That'd be awesome.
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The only way Clint Howard could get a crotch-shot out there is if Opie Cunningham produced it. Come to think of it; that's the only way Clint Howard gets out there at all.
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