At the Kroger, I was following the list Meredith had written, and came to "Jelly with red gingham lid."
The funny part here is that my wife expects me to know what she's talking about when she says "gingham."
The sad part is that, after a year of marriage, I do.
We also had the following conversation before I went shopping:
Me: On the list, you wrote "funny card for your parents' anniversary".Bonus link:
Meredith: Uh-huh.
Me: You want me to pick out something I find funny for your parents?
Meredith: (Pause.) Just get something nice.
Female porn. (No worries, it's definitely safe for work and your grandma.)
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