Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Fake newspaper slogans

  • The Abilene Reporter-News: We know Potosi.
  • The Waco Tribune-Herald: Mostly news. Mostly accurate.
  • The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal: Strange name. Stranger paper.
  • The Tyler Morning Telegraph: Bubba likes the funnies!
  • The Abilene Reporter-News: A group of trained journalist from across the country, brought here to join the conspiracy against your city, your church, your son’s little league team, etc.
  • The Corpus Christi Caller-Times: Like warm urine for the jelly-fish sting of ignorance.
  • The Victoria Advocate: Yes, we exist.
  • The Amarillo Globe-News: Make people think you read.
  • The Odessa American: Like you’re going to find something else to do.
  • The Beaumont Enterprist: Covering crazy folk for longer than you can count on your seven fingers and 12 toes.
*Not all of these are mine. Contributions welcome.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Lake Cities Sun: The autobiography of Terry Lantrip and launching pad for North Texas journalism graduates who don't know better.

Anonymous said...

The Corpus Christi Caller-Times: One of the editors went to jail for capital-J journalism. And don't you ever forget it. Not that she would let you ....

You have to know who wrote this.