Some funnies

Must be spring. Alanis Morisette's takeoff of My Humps* was all the rage at work today. Maybe it's all left over gags from April Fools. Maybe everyone's like a Texas Ranger fan right now, and ready for a decent joke.


Here's one from John (Scroll slowly):

CROWDS PANIC AS FLOOD THREATENS IRELAND
We've all seen the faces of those ravaged by the floods of Sri Lanka and New Orleans. This "award-winning" photograph of the recent floodwaters rising in Ireland captures the horror and suffering there. Keep these people in your thoughts.

If it was Texas, they'd be smoking a brisket.



This next link from Jeremy is good, only I post it with a small amount of empathy: Without the interruption of marriage and Hico life, this dude is me. Only maybe I'd dress up like the guy in Halo. (Warning: Plenty of cursing and X-rated jokes.)

* I didn't really find it funny. I have a hard time associating the words "Alanis Morissette" and "funny." I also don't think Fergie is that good-looking in the first place, meaning that the joke is about one unattractive granola chick making fun of an average-looking woman's slutty rap song. And in her own songs, the unattractive granola chick can't go eight beats without talking about what she's done with her private parts. And that's been enough material for about 22 albums so far.