Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Ughh

Haven't posted or done much of anything of value lately. I haven't posted here. The room my wife allows me to do my man stuff in is a pile of unpicked up clothes. I feel like the blob, if only the blob had been a passive monster who liked watching World War II movies while drinking milkshakes.

Anyway. I have crossed a threshold. The Last Pair of Pants is now tight. It is time to commence The Losing of Weight.*

*I Like Capital Letters. It's a Shame No Newspaper In America Uses Upstyle In It's Headlines Any More.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dave sez:

The Tyler Morning Telegraph Still Uses Upstyle Headlines.

It was only a few years ago that they changed the name of the features section to "Features" from "Women's News."

Really.