"MIAMI - Former NFL rushing champion Ricky Williams tested positive again for marijuana last month, which will delay his return to the league until at least September, a person familiar with the case said Friday. Williams sought to end a one-year drug suspension last month when he asked to rejoin the Miami Dolphins."
Here are some other things Williams is positive about:
- Dolphin-shaped clouds that rain Doritos.
- Dennis Kucinich's chances in the Democratic primary
- Yoga with Ron Artest.
- A football covered with pink cotton candy.
- Teal.
- Whatever major national holiday happens next.
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Here's an idea. Let the man smoke his weed, then rig his helmet to hold a cheeseburger on a string in front of him. Of course, the dangling delight might be a dead giveaway to the defensive line... Hmmm. Let me ponder more over this.
*bubble, bubble*
*cough, cough*
Smooooooothe.
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